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Thursday, August 7, 2014
You don't say! You saw the hoomin eat carrots?!? I don't believe it, not for a second.
Well, Max, you just got lax. Alas, somehow I feel like you are not going to blame yourself. But what a mystery to solve. First "interrogating" all the carrots who knew the victim. Was the missing carrot the type to try to get friendly with a human? Did the cucumbers see or hear anything?
Parsleys should be contacted as well.
One - that's it. I just had one. I was ..ermmm .. testing it for poison! Right. Testing it.
RG, I know you are thinking that you got away with this, and it is probably true that all the other __Gs in the world are saying to themselves, "That guy ate a carrot?" But, you are in Bunny Country now, and everybunn knows you can't just eat one. I don't know how you ever thought you could get away with it, but you are definitely, probably, ermmm, NOT. You will go to a carrot reclamation center, and we will all be sad. You know that bit they say - if you can't be good, at least be a good cautionary tale. Well, there are young __Gs all over the world explaining to Mums and Dads and other interested personnel exactly why one shouldn't eat vegetables. As a cautionary tale, you have failed. Why couldn't you have just eaten an onion or an eggplant or an artichoke, and just left well enough alone?
The devil made me do it?
You are right to be tentative, RG. The general feeling around here is that excuse is a little thread-bare.
Maybe it was the Deviled Carrot....hehehehe......xx Rachel
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