Bite My Fuzzy Bunny Butt, 2020!

 

Gus, "Bite me, 2020, and go back to the hell you came from!"

Have a Hoppy and Safe New Year's Eve, Everubunny!

Pretty soon, it's going to be a "Bunny Butt Friday" somewhere, so why not start early?

- Gus

Sitka and Kodiak

 

Really, now! Buncle Kodiak said nice things about hoomins, did he?!

- Thank you, Brambley Hedge Rabbit Rescue and Erika!

PS: Sitka and Kodiak are plotting to steal your heart and find their forever home.

Born: 2017
Weight: 9 lbs.
Breed: New Zealand White
Color: White
Gender: Neutered Males
Litter Box Habits: Good

NOTES: Contact us for more information

The BHRR fundraiser is still going on and is over the 3k mark! :-)
BHRR: http://bhrabbitrescue.org
Fundraiser: https://www.gofundme.com/brambleyhedgerabbitrescue

Savannah

 

Go home, hoomin, that's enough bunnananog for one year!

- Thank you, Susan, and SCHRR!

PS: Savannah and Pep are still looking for their forever home. Don't let that bannitude fool you - Savannah is such a sweet bunneh.

Suncoast House Rabbit Rescue:
Contact: https://suncoasthrr.org/contact-us
FB: https:www.facebook.com/SuncoastHRR
Home:  https://suncoasthrr.org

Maggie May and Uncle Binkersploot

 

Winterizin, hoomin, winterizin' - eat your heart out!

- Thank you, Susan!

The Bunday Evening Thumps

Espresso, "Holidays - you're paying double time for that, hoomin!"

Gus, "We're out of the healthy snackers, hoomin!"

Good Evening, Everybun!

And "Poof!" just like that, it's Sunday evening. On one paw, it's nice to have the Holidays in the rearview mirror, but on the other paw, this post-holiday letdown is especially difficult. So it's nice to have this almost proper winter break and slow down. We still have the exquisite winter spell going on. La Florida - come for the frozen lizards falling from the trees and stay for the plague.

I sayz to him, "Take a clue from me and put your tucks out, loaf about a little.  Brew something hot, look out the window, and if you can't help what you see, don't worry about it - and if you can, don't' worry about it either. The crazy won't go away just because you take a break from it, so what's the loss? And Halloween is only about ten months away; give or take a few sunsets."

Good Night, and Good Luck!
- Espresso

Hoppy Boxing Day from Charlie, Espresso, and Gus

Charlie, "Well, ya look like you're fixin to complicate something again, hoomin!"

The oats, kudzu, willow, with a healthy snacker treat.

Espresso, "How about you call me a 'Handsome Krampus' for a change, hoomin?!"

 

Greetings, Everybunny!

First, we would like to wish our friends in the UK a Hoppy and Safe Boxing Day.

You know what's funny? We had more fun over the Holidays than our hoomins did! Especially during this 2020 Season. All we had to do is clean up the willow and kudzu leaves, nom some oat rings, and crunch Belinda's Healthy Snackers. But the peasants? They complicate stuff and fret over everything.

One sweet bit of good news, however inconsequential, is that my hoomin found a couple more mini-snickers! He had a couple stashed away in his "art bag."

And don't forget the winter blast we're still having. I don't know if it's cold enough to bump off the mosquitos, but it's nice and almost frosty. Of course, this is great loafing weather, so that's exactly what I'll be doing.

We'll keep you posted,
- Espresso

Merry Christmas, Everybunny!

 

Espresso, "Humbug, hoomin, humbug!"

Gus, "Hoomin, I want willow every day now, understood?!"

Charlie, "You've been hiding kudzu all this time?!'

 

We would like to wish everybun a very Merry Christmas and a Hoppy Holiday! Or two, if you celebrate tomorrow as well <3

- Charlie, Gus, and Espresso

Merry Christmas Eve, Everybunny!

Gus, "You're joking, right?!"

Gus, "Well, hoppy thumpin' merry x-mas eve to you then!"

 

Gus, "You'll have to do better than that, hoomin, I mean 'Santa Paws.' The day is still young!"

Greetings, Everybun!

Never mind Gus there. He's the "designated disapprover" today and tonight, and he's grumpy because he didn't get any bunananog for breakfast. The rest of us would like to wish you a very Merry and Hoppy Xmas Eve, or a Hoppy Holiday and Holidays, or at the very least, some peace of mind. Because we all could use some of that.

- Charlie, Gus, and Espresso

Winnie and Stuart

 

Did the hoomin put you up to this? No, I'm not telling you how to make bunananog. You smell like a hoomin!

- Thank you, Brambley Hedge Rabbit Rescue and Erika!

PS: Winnie and Stuart are still looking for their forever home. A little bit about Winnie and Stuart

BORN:  2017
WEIGHT: 4 lbs
BREED: Mix/Lionhead
COLOR: White
GENDER:   Spayed Female & Neutered Male

LITTER BOX HABITS: Good

NOTES:   Contact us for more information

The BHRR fundraiser is still going on and is over the 3k mark! :-)   

BHRR: http://bhrabbitrescue.org

Fundraiser: https://www.gofundme.com/brambleyhedgerabbitrescue

PS PS: Thanks to Nick Risby and "Gag of the Week," every Tuesday. 

Jake and Cinamon

Hoomin, we're making paw sanitizer for Santa Paws from your bourbon!

- Thank you, Melissa!

PS: Follow Jake and Cinamon on their FB page at Jake & Cinamon!

Gingersnap, "Uncle Binkersploot," and Maggie May

 

 

It's M*nd*y, it's you, homin! Yada yada yada! **** *** ******** ***!

- Thank you, Susan!

PS: Gingersnap, Binks, and Maggie May became a bonded trio and all enjoy the bunnlife with Susan. We apologize for bleeping out that one part of their M*nd*y morning statement.

The Bunday Evening Thumps

 

Espresso and Charlie, waiting for Santa Paws, and waiting, like waiting for "the plane to Lisbon."

Espresso, "Raisins, how about I leave him some raising and milk?"

 

 

Good Evening, Everybun!

Another cold front is rolling through just as the longest night of the year is about to start. Maybe a more fitting name for the "Tis the season" would be Mahem? The magic sure feels dark, so my hoomins brought home yet another small X-Mas tree. But will 2020 take the hint and go back to hell where it belongs?

"Christmas" has been going on around here for about a week now. My hoomin is trying to ward off any thoughts of the next, last three days at the tar pits. If all goes well next week, he won't have to deal with any of his pit peeps until the fourth of January. Thus, we get to weasel out more cookies out of him.

The sorry sod is still plodding on with those lesson plans, so we'll keep an eye on him.

In the meantime, if you have some festive disapproval to share, we would love to see it. Otherwise, you know, it's going to be us, parading with silly hats and whatnots.

Good Night, and Good Luck!
- Espresso

 

Espresso, Charlie, and Gus Update

Espresso, "Hey, hoomin, you dropped something!"

Charlie, noming willow leaves, "Privacy, hoomin!"

 

Greetings, Everybun!

Somebun tell me how a short week can feel so long? M*nd*y was a few days and ages ago! Yes, he got tipsy on that one Snickers bar, late M*nd*y evening.

He had this past Friday off, and do you know what he did?! He took us to the V.E.T.! We're all doing fine; it was just the six-month physical because, you know - the First Class Medical check is every six months. We passed with flying colors.

We refused to speak to him until dinner time.

Aside from all that, we're trying to enjoy the unusual spell of cold weather. We had a cold front pass through on Wednesday, with a nasty little tornado, rain, and all the trimmings. We were OK, but it was scary.
All I can say is, let's hope we all can avoid catching anything, and that would make for a great X-Mas.

We'll keep you posted,
- Espresso

Coconut

 

So, what do you call two hoomins tied up and stuck to a window?

Kurt and Rod.
 

 - Thank you, Brambley Hedge Rabbit Rescue and Erika!

PS: Coconut is still looking for her forever home. A little bit about Coconut:

BORN: 2017
WEIGHT: 5 lbs
BREED: Florida White
COLOR:  White
GENDER: Spayed Female
LITTER BOX HABITS: Good

NOTES:   Contact us for more information

The BHRR fundraiser is still going on and is over the 3k mark! :-)   

BHRR: http://bhrabbitrescue.org

Fundraiser: https://www.gofundme.com/brambleyhedgerabbitrescue

PS PS: Thanks to Nick Risby and "Gag of the Week," every Tuesday.

Stormcloud

 

One cookie,hoomin!? You're trying comedy or something?!

- Thank you, Susan!

PS: Stormcloud is also a rescue success story. She lives the bunnlife with AJ Cannon and Susan.

AJ Cannon

 

Yeah, if you have to ask, it's probably your fault, hoomin!

- Thank you, Susan!

PS: AJ Cannon lives the bunnlife with Susan. He struck gold the second she found him in a shopping cart, in a store parking lot.

Pepperoncini and Savannah

 

Why not, hoomin - you work hard for the one-ear-salute, don'tcha?!

- Thank you, Susan, and SCHRR!

PS: Pepperoncini and Savannah make up for pretty small stature with a lot of bunnitude - still looking for their forever home.

Suncoast House Rabbit Rescue:
Contact: https://suncoasthrr.org/contact-us
FB: https:www.facebook.com/SuncoastHRR
Home:  https://suncoasthrr.org

Peach

 

Peach is a special needs bun, but the missing paw seems to not slow him down one bit.

You're making bread out of my bunnanas?! On a M*nd*y?!

- Thank you, Susan, and SCHRR!

PS: Meeting Peach in person is a delight! He warms up to you very quickly, enjoys the head rubs and has your heart in a pocket before you know it. Peach and Apricot are still looking for their forever home.

Suncoast House Rabbit Rescue:
Contact: https://suncoasthrr.org/contact-us
FB: https:www.facebook.com/SuncoastHRR
Home:  https://suncoasthrr.org

The Bunday Evening Thumps

 

Charlie, "M*nd*y's coming again, eh?"

Good Evening, Everybun!

We decided to keep tonight's sedition, I mean "edition," on the lighter side because Mr. Spressos backed out of the clandestine meeting at the last moment. Maybe it had something to do with the triangular UFO sighting or the Galactic Federation meeting? Take your pick.

Yesterday, my hoomin ventured out on a photo shoot of the rescue buns at Susan's house (SCHRR). Wearing an N-95 mask on the porch, he met four bunns looking for their forever homes and five permanent "success stories" running Susan's castle. The bunch was very generous, some shyer than others, and all craving head rubs and snorgles.  The afternoon light was just right and cozy.

Tonight, we will be digging tint our early presents from Sunje and Kurtis of the SCHRR.

The weather is still nice and cool, so between that and a Friday off next week, our hoomin is seeing X-mas lights at the end of the tunnel.

Good Night, and Good Luck!
- Charlie

Espresso, Charlie, and Gus Update

 

Greetings, Everybun!

Our hoomin finally put up a kind of an X-mas tree in our room, on top of the new bundo. It's a scrawny, little potted pine, and the good news is, it will go on living after all the festivities are over. He was a bit worried if we would bunstruct the thump out of it overnight, but we didn't. The hoomin was very relieved in the morning to find the lights working and no "ornamentation problems."

He said he might still bring home another "tree," maybe something "plasticy" and reusable. I say, "The more, the merrier!" Lit up trees are like treats to him, and we all know bun can never have enough treats!

We'll keep you posted,
- Gus

Camilla

 

Oh, hoomin, I'm so telling on you!

- Thank you Mellissa and Collected Moments - Bunnies

PS: Camilla had run-in with the V. E. T. lately, and she's all better now <3

Follow Camilla, Oscar, and Melvin on FB at
https://www.facebook.com/collectedmomentsbunnies/

Peaches

 

Here, hoomin, fill it with cawwots and bananas or bananas and cawwots - your pick!

Thank you, Monica!

PS: Follow Peaches on her FB page at https://www.facebook.com/peachesyoknis/

Peach

 

Hold on. Let her drive away first, then call in the order!

- Thank you, Susan, and SCHRR!

PS: Yep, Peach and Apricot are still looking for their forever home.

Suncoast House Rabbit Rescue:
Contact: https://suncoasthrr.org/contact-us
FB: https:www.facebook.com/SuncoastHRR
Home:  https://suncoasthrr.org

Bradbury

Hey, you, what is it? Hoominitis flaring up again or something?

- Thank you, Brambley Hedge Rabbit Rescue and Erika!

PS: A little bit about Bradbury,

BORN: 2015
WEIGHT: 5 lbs
BREED: Florida White
COLOR: White
GENDER: Male
LITTER BOX HABITS: Good

NOTES: Before inquiring about adoption, please review our adoption procedures here.

BHRR: http://bhrabbitrescue.org

The BHRR fundraiser is still going and is over the 3K mark.

 

Agent "Cottontail"

 

M*nd*y must be one of your "civilized" maladies, ain't it, hoomin?

- Thank you, Ken and Kaci!

The Bunday Evening Thumps

 

Good Evening, Everybun!

The bundo building adventure went without a hitch. My Hoomin had enough materials for two, so the rescue (SCHRR) got one and got the other.

This morning we sniffed all around it, inside and out, and we liked it. Now, I don't know if we'll take up residence in it, but time will tell. I'm just not sure it would pass inspection, you know.

On one paw, it's nice - for a first one, that is, but we can't go jumping all over it and give my hoomin the impression that it's OK to settle for it. On the other paw, we don't want him to go overboard either. What if he tried something crazy like putting wings on it and hope it would fly? We wouldn't get in it, of course. I'm not sure the poor contraption could withstand the shearing and twisting forces and stresses inflicted on it by the hoomin's delusions of grandeur and such.

Good Night, and Good Luck!
- Gus

PS: The bundo warming snacks were excellent!

Espresso, Charlie, and Gus Update

Gus, "Where's that bundo?! Need some motivating, hoomin?"

Charlie, "Watch out, everybunny, my hoomin's about to get enlightened - like that guy that picked up a hammer and saw."

 

Greetings, Everybun!

We had a whole week of nice, cold weather - it felt downright wintery. Even today is cool, with high overcast and a small chance of rain. If that rain doesn't materialize a few hours, the bundo-building expedition will be on! My hoomin gathered all the materials, corrected the drawings, and the last missing part is a bit of dry weather.

We all could use an easy, fun day like this. My hoomin said days like these are the best for enjoying anything hot: tea, coffea, soups, and everything else you can heat up without having to crank up the AC.

Then he mumbled something about every day being festive and a reason to be grateful, especially when so many are running out of them prematurely. This the Season, eh?

We'll keep you posted,
- Gus

Jake and Cinamon

 

The answer is clearly, "No!" - hoomin!

- Thank you, Melissa!

PS: Follow Jake and Cinamon on their FB page at Jake & Cinamon!

Remy and Pandora

 

Another day, another excuse, eh - hoomin?! What now? Aliens abducted all the bananas?!

- Thank you, Mel!

Peaches

Oh, hoomin, you're wrong. I'm giving you the good eye!

Thank you, Monica!

PS: Follow Peaches on her FB page at https://www.facebook.com/peachesyoknis/

Gypsy

Just bring me the treats on a nice plate and maybe I'll forget the last four of your social security, hoomin.

- Thank you, Brambley Hedge Rabbit Rescue and Erika!

 

PS: Gypsy is still looking for her forever home. Learn more about her here.

BORN: 2019
WEIGHT: 3 lbs
BREED: Mini Rex
COLOR: Black
GENDER: Spayed Female
LITTER BOX HABITS: Good

 

NOTES: Before inquiring about adoption, please review our adoption procedures here.

BHRR: http://bhrabbitrescue.org

The BHRR fundraiser is still going and is over the 3K mark.

 

Peach

Dang, hoomin! Look a that crumbum M*nd*y. Double the nanerinis, will ya!?

- Thank you, Susan, and SCHRR!

PS: Peach is still looking for his forever home. Missing one of his front paws does not slow him down one bit and when he has trouble washing his mouf, Apricot helps him out.

Suncoast House Rabbit Rescue:
Contact: https://suncoasthrr.org/contact-us
FB: https:www.facebook.com/SuncoastHRR
Home:  https://suncoasthrr.org

The Bunday Evening Thumps

Espresso and the pseudo-blueprints

Espresso, "Um, no, hoomin, just no."

Espresso, starting to smell some possibilities ;-)

Charlie, "And what about my boyfriends?!"

Good Evening, Everybun!

This morning, I supervised my hoomin as he sketched a layout for Charlie's Winter Bundo. Or was it the "Evening Boyfriend Bundo?" Because it's Charlie, you know. She has a daytime boyfriend and an evening boyfriend.

Of course, my hoomin scribbled stuff no bun ever, in their right mind, would approve. I mean, on one paw, this thing was so hopeless, I tried to throw it back at him. But, on the other paw, I didn't see anything so grave that a cookie or two couldn't fix either if you know what I mean. I said, "Just leave the bag here, and I'll see what can be done, hoomin."

My hoomin said he'll pick up the materials this week and try to get it done pretty soon. The bundo will have a flat roof, and that way and it will double as a rooftop balcony, or a garden, or a place to set a small x-mas tree.

Well, so my hoomin is dreaming.

Good Night, and Good Luck!
- Espresso