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Sunday, March 9, 2014

Princess


You will report for bun chores at sunrise.
You're messed up from the time change?
Well, that's just tooooooo baaaaaad, hooooooomin!

- Thank you Rabbits' Guy!

14 comments:

Auntie Jane (It is official!) said...

Your Highness, did he really try to use the old "time change" excuse?

speedyrabbit said...

Oh dear Your Highnees RG is a Man and that makes him a bit slow at times,but we will nag him in to line for you
RG you had better snap to it....hehehe,xx Rachel

Ijon Tichy the Nth said...

I for one welcome the new drill instructress ;-)

sallyneary said...

Spring forward and make it snappeh!

Fleetie said...

Bunnery Sergeant Princess: Do you think I'm cute, Private Hoomin? Do you think I'm funny?

Private Hoomin: Bun, no, Bun!

Bunnery Sergeant Princess: Then wipe that disgusting grin off your face!

Pte. Hoomin : Bun, yes, Bun!

[Tries to stop smiling]

Bunnery Sergeant Princess: Well, any *THUMP!*ing time, sweetheart!

Pte. Hoomin: Bun, I'm trying, Bun!

BSP: Private Hoomin I'm gonna give you three seconds; exactly three-*THUMP!*ing-seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-*THUMP!* you! ONE! TWO! THREE!

Pte. Hoomin: Bun, I can't help it, Bun!

BSP: Bull*THUMP!*! Get on your knees, scumbag!

[Pte. Hoomin drops down to his knees]

BSP: Now choke yourself!

[Pte. Hoomin wraps his own hands around his throat]

BSP: Goddamn it, with MY paw, numb-nuts!

[Pte. Hoomin reaches for BSP’s hand]

BSP: Don't pull my *THUMP!*ing paw over there! I said choke yourself; now lean forward and choke yourself!

[Pte. Hoomin does so]

BSP: Are you through grinning?

Pte. Hoomin: [gagging] Bun, yes, Bun!

BSP: Bull*THUMP!*! I can't hear you!

Pte. Hoomin: [louder] Bun! Yes, Bun!

BSP: Bull*THUMP!*! I STILL can't hear you! Sound off like you've got a pair!

Pte. Hoomin: BUN! YES, BUN!

BSP: That's enough! Get on your feet. Private Hoomin, you had best square your butt away and start pooping me Tiffany cufflinks or I will definitely *THUMP!* you up!

Pte. Hoomin: BUN! YES, BUN!!!

Ijon Tichy the Nth said...

Holly smokes, my day just got better by orders of magnitude :-)

Rabbits' Guy said...

OMG! Nobody told me. I need to go out and grovel to her.

sallyneary said...

Fleetie, that is quite a lot of imagining for a Monday. Did you have an extra espresso or four?

Fleetie said...

Erm, well, you do realise it's only a reworking of something else that's not mine, right?!

By the way:

*THUMP!*

I Disapprove Of M*nd*ys !

Ijon Tichy the Nth said...

That does not make it any less delightful, but I am afraid to guess. Full Metal Bun?

Fleetie said...

Yep!

Fleetie said...

Make it Snappeh! :-)

sallyneary said...

Oh I see--I thought it was based on some movie but I suppose if it were lifted from said movie then that would be easier, although it is still a lot of typing for a Monday.

Kelly Moore said...

Fleetie, brilliant as always. You do have a way of lifting movie scenes to new heights by incorporating them into Bun Universe.