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Sunday, March 9, 2014


You will report for bun chores at sunrise.
You're messed up from the time change?
Well, that's just tooooooo baaaaaad, hooooooomin!

- Thank you Rabbits' Guy!


Auntie Jane (It is official!) said...

Your Highness, did he really try to use the old "time change" excuse?

Little Miss Titch said...

Oh dear Your Highnees RG is a Man and that makes him a bit slow at times,but we will nag him in to line for you
RG you had better snap to it....hehehe,xx Rachel

Ijon Tichy the Nth said...

I for one welcome the new drill instructress ;-)

sallyneary said...

Spring forward and make it snappeh!

Fleetie said...

Bunnery Sergeant Princess: Do you think I'm cute, Private Hoomin? Do you think I'm funny?

Private Hoomin: Bun, no, Bun!

Bunnery Sergeant Princess: Then wipe that disgusting grin off your face!

Pte. Hoomin : Bun, yes, Bun!

[Tries to stop smiling]

Bunnery Sergeant Princess: Well, any *THUMP!*ing time, sweetheart!

Pte. Hoomin: Bun, I'm trying, Bun!

BSP: Private Hoomin I'm gonna give you three seconds; exactly three-*THUMP!*ing-seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-*THUMP!* you! ONE! TWO! THREE!

Pte. Hoomin: Bun, I can't help it, Bun!

BSP: Bull*THUMP!*! Get on your knees, scumbag!

[Pte. Hoomin drops down to his knees]

BSP: Now choke yourself!

[Pte. Hoomin wraps his own hands around his throat]

BSP: Goddamn it, with MY paw, numb-nuts!

[Pte. Hoomin reaches for BSP’s hand]

BSP: Don't pull my *THUMP!*ing paw over there! I said choke yourself; now lean forward and choke yourself!

[Pte. Hoomin does so]

BSP: Are you through grinning?

Pte. Hoomin: [gagging] Bun, yes, Bun!

BSP: Bull*THUMP!*! I can't hear you!

Pte. Hoomin: [louder] Bun! Yes, Bun!

BSP: Bull*THUMP!*! I STILL can't hear you! Sound off like you've got a pair!

Pte. Hoomin: BUN! YES, BUN!

BSP: That's enough! Get on your feet. Private Hoomin, you had best square your butt away and start pooping me Tiffany cufflinks or I will definitely *THUMP!* you up!

Pte. Hoomin: BUN! YES, BUN!!!

Ijon Tichy the Nth said...

Holly smokes, my day just got better by orders of magnitude :-)

RG said...

OMG! Nobody told me. I need to go out and grovel to her.

sallyneary said...

Fleetie, that is quite a lot of imagining for a Monday. Did you have an extra espresso or four?

Fleetie said...

Erm, well, you do realise it's only a reworking of something else that's not mine, right?!

By the way:


I Disapprove Of M*nd*ys !

Ijon Tichy the Nth said...

That does not make it any less delightful, but I am afraid to guess. Full Metal Bun?

Fleetie said...


Fleetie said...

Make it Snappeh! :-)

sallyneary said...

Oh I see--I thought it was based on some movie but I suppose if it were lifted from said movie then that would be easier, although it is still a lot of typing for a Monday.

Kelly Moore said...

Fleetie, brilliant as always. You do have a way of lifting movie scenes to new heights by incorporating them into Bun Universe.