|Charlie, "Hoppy Christmas, evrerybun!"|
|Espresso, "No, hoomin, you can't smooch me, there's no such thing as a mistledandelion!" |
|"Kurt, the Reindeer" requested political asylum after taking part in the "Great Resignation" as a conscientious objector and telling Santa Paws to go and f..., FLY the thing himself.|
May you all have a healthy and peaceful Christmas, or a holiday, or at least a good day off!
We'll be back tomorrow with the regularly scheduled programming, complaints, and "the usual."
- Charlie, Gus, and Espresso