Look at this, hoomin! This saaaaalad is all mine, and you can’t have any. Look! I’m swallowing it all! There’s none going spare! Especially not for hoomins!
Now don’t try and take any. You wouldn’t like me when I Disapprove. I am a Rex!
- Thank you Fleetie!
You all have heard that old joke . . . Have you been naughty or nice? And the answer is . . . Define nice. Well I submit to you that this is naughty. And I want to thank Fleetie for once again clarifying things for us.
Rex are the Best!
Dear RG, I don't think it is appropriate for you to try to start trouble on Christmas Eve. Every bunny is the best bunny and deserves to be loved for the bunny he or she is. You know what you have done don't you? Yes, you know. And, the Rexes won't disapprove less, and all the other bunnies will disapprove more. RG, you shouldn't have done it.*
*For the uninitiated, RG has just SUTTRs.
Rodger - you are JUST like my big sister was - "ALL MINE!" ... (There, better?) Besides EVERYONE knows it is a BIG REX bunny that comes 'round with a BIG bag of goodies tonight! I'm just covering my bases. Merry Christmas Every Bunn!
Fleetie, it was very clever of you to distract Rodger here with some lovely saaaalad to soften the caustic rex-y disapproval. May all hoomins be so generous with bunny treats in this season of giving :)
-Jen (Kohl's mom)
I love the 2 Rex bunnies at the shelter. Rodger has a pen-mate, also a Rex.
They both eyed and ear-ed me suspiciously last time!
Like, "Don't come any closer, hoomin! I've got my ear on you!"
But they feel soooooo soft! I had never been lucky, I mean HONOURED enough before last Saturday, to ever touch a Rex bunny before!
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