|Espresso the Sometimes-Magnanimous|
|Charlie "Zoomer" the Stratodisapprovous|
Sometimes, the afternoon sunlight will bounce off the wall just so and light Charlie like a cloud. This "stratodisapprovous" will rain a judgemental hail of expectations upon you will demand a tribute.
Powerless; you will serve cookies, grovel on your knees, administer head rubs, and whisper praises to that cloud of fluff.
We'll keep you posted,