You know, it is always exciting to think about all the ways one can disappoint one's bunn while doing serious damage one's retirement funds.
More noms. And a lookout tower on the tunnel-craft. Full speed ahead - damn the retirement fund!
Perhaps there need to be financial advisers specifically for bunny slaves, ones who offered IBAs (Imperial Bunny Arrangements) along with the standard hoomin IRAs. Something like: 99% to the IBA account and 1% to the IRA (with a clause stating that should the IBA run low, the IRA must be surrendered to the Bun, etc.). Nom and tunnel security are very important, and hoomins might need encouragement in getting their priorities straight!-Jen (Kohl's mom)
And maybe a castle to go with the tunnel...you know Speedy has both...right?xx Rachel