Hoomin, I call cop-out on this. I mean, it looks to me like today you're not even trying! How about you put the Murderist on the pedestal and make him work a post, eh?
Anyway; are we still on for that big, "together salaaaad" tonight? You promised, remember? And get some fresh pineapple, 'cause you tossed what we had. You said, "That pineapple is getting fizzy!" Well, what's wrong with a little pineapple stout, eh?
We'll keep you posted,