We gratefully acknowledge the original 'Disapproving Rabbits' website, that inspired this site, and its creators, Sharon, Bill, Cinnamon, and Dougal. Without you, we would not be here. We Approve Of You!
Monday, February 5, 2018
What do you mean a carrotini or a raspberrini? It's M*nd*y, haven't you heard of multiflasking?
Good Day Miss Ears. Even if it is Monday ken&kaci
Such a lovely ruby-eyed bun; she should have anything her heart desires! (Anyone know if 'multiflasking' can be used in job applications? Like: "Rockstar-multiflasker" or "Epic multiflasker?")
-Jen (Kohl's mom)
Jen, your question is so interesting. It's a gateway question. What I am really curious about is whether of not bunnies can multi-disapprove.
My professors were always fond of saying that when executing back-of-the-envelope calculations in math and physics, it is often useful to approximate. For example, if trying to determine the volume of a cat, you first might need to assume the cat is a "cylinder" (and depending on what and how much the cat is fed, this could be a very close approximation indeed). Therefore, if we assume that a bunny is a "sphere," and that the disapproval radiates from the core of the bunny, the disapproval will travel outwards from the center of said bunn in all directions simultaneously and infinitely until encountering an object in its path (like a lowly hoomin perhaps). So, it seems that most certainly, bunnies are not only capable of multi-disapproving, it is a key trait and distinguishing quality of a bunny to emanate disdain in all directions at all times (and they manage to do so while maintaining irrepressible cuteness!) :)=
-Jen (Kohl's mom)
You people are so amazing for a Monday. I just want two more drinks and make it go away!
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