Oh, you poor, pitiful litte bunny babes! Forget that Daddy of yours! Come to Mama!
Free the bunns - salads on the house!
Ya, Daddy; just because the towel is green doesn't mean it's salad - duh! I mean, there isn't a leaf in sight! It's ok, sweeties, you'll have that hoomin trained in no time.-Jen (Kohl's mom)
They obviously eat a shiny coat producing diet of fresh salads and want to maintain their bunly beauty.
We used to call them sugar daddies in my day.