We gratefully acknowledge the original 'Disapproving Rabbits' website, that inspired this site, and its creators, Sharon, Bill, Cinnamon, and Dougal. Without you, we would not be here. We Approve Of You!
Wednesday, July 15, 2015
Lily and Ziggy
Hoomin, hoomin, you really don't want that watermelon.
Just hand it over and we'll take care of it for you.
How interesting. Here we see the "Poor Us." approach. I hope it worked. I mean, it is just a piece of watermelon. I have seen the next approach ... not fun.
Lily and Ziggy are totally using the 'Hypnotize the Hoomin' technique; seriously, think of how they are speaking: 1) First they using a monotone repetition, 'hoomin, hoomin...' 2) Next they use suggestion to tell the hoomin victim what it wants and does not want, '...you really don't want that watermelon...' 3) Then they finish the deal with a command and a trigger word to gain trust, '...just hand it over and we'll take care of it for you...*honest*' And all this while they hold the helpless hoomin entranced by their beautious, unbelieveable cuteness! Rayray, there is no escape!
-Jen (Kohl's mom)
Oh good grief! Do you mean they know about neuro-bunguistic programming?!? Do you realize what can happen if The Disapprovers come across this idea. If it didn't occur to them already, that is. They could make their hoomins do all the dirty work (literally) for them!
I didn't know they liked watermelon! This site is good preparation for my eventual service to rabbits.
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